My person got my YouTube channel in order yesterday. We need to upload better content. My person isn’t very good at making videos.
But look at it from a pooch perspective: are dogs movie stars?
Nope. (Well, only if you go for that Beverly Hills Chihuahua nonsense). Do I want to wait around while the human gets her shit together? Nope. Am I a highly trained, skilled pooch? Heck, I’m only four months old. How many humans do you see performing stunts that young? I’ll tell you. None.
Chasing my tail, chewing my rawhide and running around the garden are far more interesting activities than posing for the camera.
So, dear reader, give me a break if you’re looking for a movie star pooch. I ain’t it.