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Going to work with my person

My person decided, on a whim I might add, to take me to work today. Heck.

It’s snowing; cold; we had to catch a bus; then she plonks me down in the city centre and I’m like, what the hell is all this?

City virgin you see.

Well not anymore.

We get to the office and I’m surrounded by cooing ladies. I poop. I pee. I sniff.

Then I spend most of the afternoon eating the plants.

Now I’m totally zonked.