There’s a story in a British newspaper which is kicking up an online storm.
It’s written by a woman called Mrs Samantha Brick who says women don’t like her because of her good looks.
I had to woof to myself because Mrs Samantha clearly doesn’t know what it’s like to be blessed with truly beautiful good looks like me.
Try having your butt sniffed all the time, people constantly wanting to touch your belly and smother your face. I think this is much worse than the things Mrs Samantha writes about.
Of course, sometimes I want my belly rubbed and my face smothered and my butt sniffed.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.