I dunno if it’s cos of the weather (it’s SUPER cold where I live) but when I’m out on walkies I feel like a maniac.
My person got super mad me with me just now cos I was biting and barking and leaping when I should have been walking like a good poochy-poo.
This morning I walked a whole street doing it. Seriously, my Chinese fury is getting worse. ‘Course if I could talk as well as type then I might be able to defuse the situation. I could talk to a pyschociatrist or whatever they’re called and tell them that my dog mama treated me bad or somefink.
Which she didn’t. But you get the picture.
I wonder where my dog mama is now…
