Dear Mr Cesar,
I was super excited to hear you’re coming to Canada – that’s where I live. I’m a little Shih Tzu from the Canadian prairies. Did you know that Canada has the cutest most disobedient Shih Tzu’s in the world? Honestly.
In fact, the real problem lies in the city of Winnipeg. Shih Tzu’s are running the place. It’s chaos.
We’re also pretty good at getting other doggies into troubles.
The peoples of Winnipeg need help to control us all.
We all watch your televisions show but some people (shhhh, like my person) are a bit crappy at doing all the things you say.
For example, I have:
1) Chewed my man person’s hockey skates
2) Chewed my person’s slippers:
3) Chewed the wooden scrubbing brush:
4) Eaten the waist band on my person’s jeans and eaten more socks and shoes than you’d think possible.
And they were all delicious!
Apparently this isn’t good doggie behaviour and my person says you can help me and all of the naughty doggies in Winnipeg by coming here and telling us all your good stuffs.
Ok, ok, I get it. You’ve never heard of Winnipeg. Did you know that Justin Beiber’s dad is from Winnipeg? Neil Young is from here too. Best of all A. A. Milne named Winnie the Pooh after Winnipeg. And that’s a bear which is almost a dog. So Winnipeg is super famous.
We need you Mr Cesar. Winnipeg needs you Mr Cesar. Cute and disobedient doggies on the prairies need you. Please come to our city.
A nice music band called the Weakerthans wrote a pretty song about Winnipeg (don’t let the ‘hate’ part put you off).